Horoscope for the Hounds – Capricorn
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Ahhh Capricorn, the Sherlock Holmes of dogs. Highly intelligent, refined, seeking out the finer things in life. In perfect Holmes fashion, Capricorn is calm and methodical, always thinking about a life less interrupted and the mystery of only two meals per day.
Retrieve the ball you say? Holmes doesn’t have time for such nonsense. He despises last minute games. Such wanderings are best left for yappy overachievers and dog park socials. There is a schedule to keep
Breakfast at nine, snacks at two and supper at six. Routine first. Holes must be dug, toys hidden and a detailed plan for their retrieval thoughtfully considered. You, his Dr. Watson must stay on task if you want to live up to your Capricorn’s expectations. Remember, bedtime is at ten so don’t be late.