Horoscope for the Hounds: Cancer

Cancer June 21 –July 22nd

Cancer is the Adele of the dog world.  All consuming – constantly telling you how they never want to be alone.  Be sure that if you don’t provide daily love and companionship, the Cancer dog is going to let you know about it and you’ll be the one Rolling In The Deep instead of Adele…

(Queue The Music Please)


There’s a fire growing in your heart

you’ll still think he’s cute

even if he poops and farts.

He’s a moon sign and knows your

deepest fears

Go ahead and ignore him once

and he’ll bring you to tears.


The chew — the squeak toy

yes- they bring him joy

but he wants it – he wants to

have it all

You home from work, quit your

day job, yes he wants it – he has

to have it all


Because you – you are his pe-e-eep

You’re rolling in the de-e–eep

You have his chew and ball

in your hand

and he’s made you, yes he’s played you



Meet the Author: Rita Hogan

Rita Hogan is a canine herbalist and co-founder of Farm Dog Naturals (farmdognaturals.com) an herbal remedy company for the all-natural dog. Rita offers herbal based wellness consulting that focuses on dogs as individuals; mind, body and spirit. Connect with Rita at canineherbalist.com

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